macoytard

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#brain-dead #myth-believer #rich-bum-obsessed

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A macoytard is a brain-dead Filipino who thinks the Marcos family is the most amazing bunch of greedy, lying, rich bums ever. They still believe in the old myths about money and power, even though it’s all fake.

I still think Imelda’s shoe collection is real. I don’t care if it’s just a lie.

My grandma says Ferdinand Marcos is still alive. I told her he’s been dead for 30 years.

I’m going to marry Bongbong just so I can live in the palace.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

A macoytard is a fool who thinks the Marcoses are like gods. They live off stolen money and still have fans who believe every stupid story they tell.

I think the Marcoses have a secret room full of gold. My friend thinks it’s actually a room full of diamonds.

My uncle says Marcos is coming back to rule the country again. I think he’s just hiding in a cave.

I follow every Marcos news like it’s the most important thing in the world.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

A macoytard is someone who acts like the Marcoses are the best people ever. They think the family is rich because of magic and not because they stole everything.

My cousin thinks the Marcoses are magic. I think they just know how to cheat.

I believe the Marcoses have a spaceship. My mom says it’s just a car.

I think the Marcoses are going to live forever. I don’t care if they’re just old.

by Slangipedia 3h ago