Macovich

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Macovich is a fancy name for a company run by two guys who think they're kings. One handles the money like it's his job. The other just stares at the wall like it owes him cash.
Mike: 'I'm the boss. I can make the wall pay.' Ben: 'I'm the boss. I can make the wall cry.'
Ben tried to explain compound interest to the wall. It just blinked.
Mike told the wall to 'streamline the process' and now it's confused.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Macovich is a company run by two men who think they're smart. One counts the money. The other counts the money again. Then they argue about it.
Mike counted the money. Ben counted it again. Mike said 'you're wrong.' Ben said 'you're wrong.'
The wall was tired of counting money. It left.
Mike and Ben tried to streamline the process. Now the wall is in therapy.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Macovich is a company that sounds important. It's run by two guys who think they're important. They sit in a room and talk about business like it's a real thing.
Mike and Ben sat in a room. They talked about business. The wall fell asleep.
The wall woke up and asked 'what's a business?'
Mike and Ben said 'we don't know.' The wall left.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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