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the reason schools only let 1.5 Asians in every 10 kids because they’re too good at everything and it’s annoying

Why do they even let Asians in? They’re like the 5th wheel on a bike.

I got beat by an Asian kid in math. He had a calculator and a degree.

They’re like the MVP of the lunchroom and the gym and the math test.

the reason schools have 1.5 Asians in every 10 kids because they’re too perfect and it’s a pain in the ass

They’re the reason I failed gym. I ran slower than a snail.

I lost the spelling bee to an Asian kid who spelled 'onomatopoeia' in his sleep.

They’re like the class clown and the smart kid all in one.

the reason schools have 1.5 Asians in every 10 kids because they’re too good and it’s unfair

They’re like the reason I got a D in science. They knew what atoms were before I knew what a pen was.

I had to eat lunch with an Asian kid who could solve a Rubik’s Cube in 30 seconds.

They’re the reason I failed the math test. I didn’t even know what a test was.