macorley

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Macorley is a sad sack who hides his feelings like a coward and gets taken advantage of like a doofus. He’s as friendly as a punch to the gut.

Macorley cried in the shower because his dog ate his homework. Again.

He believed the guy who said he could turn 50 bucks into a million. Now he’s broke and mad.

He tried to be cool at the party but just sat in the corner eating chips.

Macorley is a walking disappointment who hides his feelings like a dirty sock. He’s more social than a ghost in a haunted house.

He told everyone he had a million dollars and then showed up in a hoodie.

He cried when his pizza arrived late. It was just cheese.

He tried to be funny but just said 'lol' the whole time.

Macorley is a sad, gullible, anti-social mess who hides his feelings like a secret. He’s the reason people don’t trust pizza places.

He fell for a scam that promised free tacos and now he’s broke and hungry.

He cried when his phone died. It was just a phone.

He tried to make friends but just sat there eating chips.