macophobic

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A person who gets a massive headache and wants to scream when they see a Mac or an Apple product anywhere near them.

I walked into a coffee shop and saw a Macbook on the counter. I almost threw my coffee at it.

My cousin got a new iPhone and now I have to deal with her constant rambling about it.

When I saw the Apple logo on my friend's shirt, I almost broke my phone.

The feeling you get when you're surrounded by Apple fans and you just want to burn every Apple product in sight.

I went to the Apple store on Black Friday and it felt like a war zone.

My friend dragged me to an Apple event and I wanted to leave immediately.

I walked into a room full of Apple lovers and my brain shut down.

When you're so annoyed by Apple stuff that you start thinking about how you're going to take revenge on the whole company.

I saw a kid using an iPad and I wanted to punch him.

My boss got a new Mac and now she talks about it nonstop.

I saw a Mac ad and it felt like a personal insult.