macophile

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A person who loves Macs so much they'd probably marry one if it had a ring finger.
I'd rather die than switch to Windows. My Mac is my soulmate.
My laptop is a Mac. My life is a mess. But my Mac is perfect.
If you touch my Mac, I'll touch your face with a keyboard.
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A person who thinks Windows is a joke and Macs are the holy grail of computers.
Windows is for peasants. I’m a Mac god.
I use a Mac. You use a phone. You’re both losers.
I'd rather get a root canal than use a Windows PC.
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