Maconheiro

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A Maconheiro is someone who either sells drugs or gets high so much they forget their own name and their mom's face.

I saw a Maconheiro on the bus who was eating a sandwich and also doing a line of cocaine at the same time.

My cousin is a Maconheiro. He turned my dog into a crackhead.

The Maconheiro at the corner store will sell you weed or tell you his life story, both are pretty sad.

A Maconheiro is a person who either sells drugs or is so wasted they walk into walls and think it's a dance party.

That Maconheiro at the gas station just tried to pay with a pizza.

My brother is a Maconheiro. He tried to eat a whole bag of chips and then cried because he remembered his ex.

The Maconheiro outside my house was yelling at a pigeon and throwing rocks at it.

A Maconheiro is someone who either sells drugs or is so high they think the sun is a giant flashlight and the moon is a disco ball.

The Maconheiro at my school tried to convince the principal that the cafeteria was a secret drug lab.

My neighbor is a Maconheiro. He once tried to hug a tree and got stuck there for two days.

That Maconheiro I met at the park was talking to a squirrel like it was his best friend.