maconez

My cousin is a maconez. She tried to rob a bank and got caught eating a taco.

She’s the reason why the principal has a heart attack every Friday.

I asked her if she wanted to go to the mall. She said, 'I’ll go to the mall, but I’m also going to fight the principal.'

She walked into the classroom wearing a dress and a knife. The teacher said, 'I’m not giving you detention. I’m giving you a medal.'

She told the football team she was going to beat them all at chess. They laughed. She won.

She kissed the principal’s mustache and ran away.

She climbed the clock tower and yelled, 'I’m the best student in the school!'

She told the principal she was going to run away. He said, 'Fine. But you’ll be back by lunch.'

She got into a fight with the math teacher over a wrong answer.

She wore a hat to class and the whole school started a food fight.

She said, 'I’ll pass the test, or I’ll die trying.'

She told the principal she was going to turn the school upside down.

She said, 'I’ll pass the test, or I’ll pass out.'

She told the teacher she was going to start a band. The teacher said, 'I’ll start a detention.'

She wore a dress to the gym and the whole school laughed.

She screamed so loud, the principal had to call the fire department.

She told the teacher she was going to run away. The teacher said, 'You can run, but you can’t hide.'

She turned the school into a dance party just by walking in.