Macon county

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Macon county is a hillbilly paradise full of queers, druggies, and drunks. It’s like a fight club for people who hate each other and love stupid stuff.
My cousin got high and tried to duel a guy at the gas station.
The Drake family started a war over whose dog peed on whose lawn.
I saw a bar with 12 different fights going on at the same time.
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Macon county has more drama than a soap opera. Hillbillies, queers, and junkies all live together and argue like they’re in a bad movie.
A guy tried to beat up a trans person because he didn’t like his shirt.
The bar got shut down because everyone started a food fight.
My aunt got kicked out for stealing a whole cake.
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Macon county is a mess of drunks, druggies, and dumb people. It’s like a never-ending party with no food and a lot of screaming.
I saw a guy try to break up a fight with a broom.
The Drake family had a whole parade to celebrate their dog’s birthday.
A trans person got a tattoo of a chicken because they hate everything.
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