Macon Bookmark

I came home after a late-night tryst and left a mess in my favorite novel.

He pooped in the dictionary and didn't even bother to wipe.

She had sex, then took a dump in a cookbook and said it was a food coma.

After a quickie in the library, he left a mess in *The Hobbit* and walked out.

She had sex with the librarian and crapped in a history book.

He had sex with his girlfriend and crapped in a science book.

He said it was a spiritual experience, but it was just a crapped-up Bible.

She claimed it was a divine moment, but it was just a crapped-up novel.

He told his friends it was a holy event, but he just crapped in a religious book.