Macomb County Michigan

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Hillbilly killers who think dirt is a luxury
My cousin got shot for not tipping the waitress in a gas station
They tried to kill my dog because he looked at their kid wrong
My mom's cousin got arrested for throwing a potato at a cop
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Country trash who think a shotgun is a fashion statement
They shot a guy for stealing a candy bar
My uncle got in a fight over who had the bigger truck
They tried to kill my brother because he wore a shirt from a different town
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Backwoods brutes who think 'hello' is a curse word
They yelled 'hello' so loud it scared the cows
My neighbor got beat up for not saying 'hello' back
They killed a man for not waving at their dog
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