Macolini

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A man who is completely brain dead but still thinks he's the life of the party

He showed up to the wedding drunk and tried to dance with the priest

He texted me at 3 a. m. saying he was hosting a midnight bonfire and it was the best idea ever

He got kicked out of the restaurant because he tried to start a food fight with the chef

A guy who is so messed up he thinks being loud and messy is a talent

He screamed his whole speech at the talent show and got a standing ovation from the people who were already asleep

He tried to do a karaoke duet with a goat and failed spectacularly

He threw confetti in the pool and didn't realize it was full of people

A man who is so high he thinks he's the king of the universe and everyone else is just there to cheer for him

He tried to give a speech at the grocery store and everyone ran out

He told the barista he was the king of the coffee beans and got a free latte

He tried to ride a shopping cart like a horse and crashed into the cereal aisle