Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The green stuff that makes you laugh and then cry like a baby

I ate three hits and cried in my mom’s lap

My dog smoked it and peed on the couch

I tried to do math and just screamed into my pillow

2

The magic smoke that turns you into a weirdo who talks to the ceiling

I told my ceiling I was the king and it said nothing back

I ate it and started arguing with my fridge

I thought my dog was a wizard and gave it a high five

3

The green stuff that makes you think you can fly, even though you’re just tripping on the floor

I tried to fly and face-planted into my couch

I thought my brother was a dragon and tried to pet him

I ate it and walked into the kitchen like it was a spaceship

4

The green stuff that turns your brain into a taco and your thoughts into salsa

My brain was a taco and my thoughts were extra spicy

I thought my math teacher was a taco and I asked for guac

I ate it and my thoughts were so spicy I cried

5

The green stuff that makes you think you’re a superhero, even though you just spilled your juice

I spilled my juice and thought I saved the world

I ate it and fought my brother like he was the villain

I thought my mom was the villain and I tried to save her

6

The green stuff that makes you talk nonsense and your friends think you’re a genius

I told my friend I could turn water into gold and he believed me

I said the sky was made of cheese and no one disagreed

I tried to explain life and my dog just stared at me