macock

My friend said, 'Macock is the best thing since sliced bread and my ex's bad decisions.'

He texted me, 'I just woke up and my macock is doing backflips.'

At the bar, he yelled, 'This is the best macock I've ever had in my entire life!'

She said, 'I don't care about anything else, just give me my macock.'

He DM'd me, 'I think my macock is trying to escape.'

In class, he whispered, 'My macock is dying and I don't know why.'