Macocist

My cousin ate a whole box of mac and cheese and got a boner so strong he yelled at the cat.

I saw my uncle eating mac and cheese and he was moaning like he was getting laid.

My brother got a boner just from the smell of mac and cheese in the microwave.

My mom eats mac and cheese and acts like she's in heaven.

My dad gets a hard-on every time he eats mac and cheese.

My sister eats mac and cheese and starts whispering secrets to the ceiling.

I saw my uncle eating mac and cheese and he was crying like it was his first love.

My cousin gets a boner every time he eats mac and cheese.

My dad eats mac and cheese and starts singing to it like it's his girlfriend.

My brother eats mac and cheese every day and he's like a porn star.

My mom eats mac and cheese so much she started a religion around it.

My dad eats mac and cheese every night and he's got a boner stronger than a superhero.

My cousin eats mac and cheese and gets a boner so strong he forgets his own name.

My dad eats mac and cheese and acts like it's a drug.

My brother eats mac and cheese and starts twitching like he's on a high.

My mom eats mac and cheese and it's like she's reading a love letter from God.

My dad eats mac and cheese and gets a boner so strong he starts talking to the ceiling.

My sister eats mac and cheese and it's like she's in a romantic movie.