macocious

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A person who can't keep their nose out of other people's business and stares at Facebook profiles like they're a detective looking for a murder clue just to gossip about it later.

I saw Sarah's ex on her timeline. I had to tell my whole group chat about it. They didn't even ask.

He checked out my profile 10 times. Now he's telling everyone I'm a liar.

She posted a photo of her dog. Now the whole town thinks she's getting a divorce.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

Someone who thinks they're the boss of your life and keeps checking your social media to make sure you're not doing anything fun without them.

I went to the mall. Now he's telling everyone I'm hiding from my ex.

She posted a selfie. Now my whole family thinks I'm cheating on my mom.

He saw my post about ice cream. Now he thinks I'm hiding a secret.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

A person who loves to dig into your life like it's a treasure map and then brags about it to anyone who will listen.

I posted about my weekend. Now she's telling everyone I'm hiding a secret.

He saw my message. Now he thinks I'm cheating on my best friend.

She saw my profile. Now she's bragging about it to my mom.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

Someone who acts like they're your best friend but spends all their time snooping around on your social media to make sure you're not doing anything cool without them.

I went to a concert. Now she's telling everyone I'm hiding from my boyfriend.

He checked my messages. Now he's saying I'm cheating on my mom.

She saw my post about pizza. Now she thinks I'm hiding a big secret.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

A person who thinks your business is their business and can't stop talking about it to everyone they know, even if it's just your dog's new haircut.

I posted a picture of my dog. Now she's telling everyone I'm hiding from my ex.

He saw my post about my job. Now he thinks I'm cheating on my boss.

She saw my message. Now she's telling my whole family about it.

by Slangipedia 3h ago