MacnoWeenie

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A person who loves Apple stuff so much they’ll talk your head off about it. They’ll turn a simple question into a long rant about how all other devices are trash. Telling them Apple is just for eating will make them madder than seeing a Microsoft ad.

Why is my iPhone so slow? I’ll tell you why. Because you didn’t upgrade to the new one. You’re still using the one from 2012. You’re a relic.

I asked if they wanted coffee. They started talking about the new MacBook Pro. I had to leave the room.

I said Apple is for eating. They started crying. I think they were using a Mac for their emotions.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

They’re like a dog who only wants one type of treat. They’ll argue for hours about how Apple is the best. If you say anything bad about it, they’ll throw a tantrum louder than a kid who got told they can’t have dessert.

I said I prefer Windows. They screamed, ‘You’re a traitor! You don’t deserve to use a computer!’

They got angry because I said Android is better. They threw a coffee cup at me. I still have a stain on my shirt.

I told them I eat Apple pie. They said I’m insulting the iPhone. I had to walk out.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

These people are like a kid who won’t stop talking about their favorite toy. They’ll go on and on about how Apple is the best. If you mention anything else, they’ll get so mad they’ll probably throw a laptop at you.

I asked if they needed help. They said, ‘No, I’m busy comparing my iPhone to your phone. Your phone is trash.’

I said I use a Samsung. They yelled, ‘You’re not even cool! You’re a PC user!’

I tried to change the subject. They kept talking about the new iPhone. I had to ask for a drink to get them to stop.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

They’ll argue about Apple stuff even when you’re trying to sleep. They think it’s the only thing that matters. If you say anything else, they’ll probably start a war about it.

I was trying to sleep. They started talking about the new iPhone. I had to put my headphones on to block them out.

I said I use a PC. They said, ‘You’re a coward. You don’t deserve to use a computer.’

I told them Apple is for eating. They said, ‘You’re insulting the whole company. I’m going to write a letter to Steve Jobs.’

by Slangipedia 8d ago

They’ll argue about Apple stuff even when you’re trying to eat. They’ll talk so much about it that you’ll forget what you were eating. They think it’s the best thing ever. If you say anything else, they’ll probably start a fight.

I was eating a sandwich. They started talking about the new iPhone. I had to finish my sandwich before I could even think about it.

I said I use a PC. They said, ‘You’re a nobody. You don’t even deserve to be in the same room as Apple.’

I told them Apple is for eating. They said, ‘You’re making me cry. I’m going to write a letter to Tim Cook.’

by Slangipedia 8d ago