macniac

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A person who worships Apple stuff like it's a religion and would punch you for touching their MacBook

I'd rather die than let someone use my iPhone. It's sacred.

My laptop is my soul. You broke it. You're dead.

I bought a Mac just to look cool. Now I'm rich and you're sad.

Someone who thinks Apple products are the best thing since sliced bread and would curse your name if you said anything bad about them

That iPhone is my life. You trashed it. I'm gonna haunt you.

I got a MacBook Pro. You got a trash can. Life is unfair.

I'd fight you for my AirPods. Bring it.

A person who thinks Apple stuff is magic and would scream at you if you even looked at their iPad wrong

You looked at my iPad like it was a piece of trash. I'm gonna scream at you.

I got an iPhone and now I'm rich. You're poor and you're jealous.

My MacBook is my baby. You broke it. I'm crying.

A person who thinks Apple stuff is the only thing worth living for and would throw you out a window if you said anything bad about it

I'd throw you out a window for saying Apple stuff is overrated.

My iPhone is my heart. You broke it. I'm dying.

I got a Mac and now I'm a billionaire. You're broke and you're mad.

A person who thinks Apple stuff is the best thing ever and would laugh at you if you had a Windows computer

Windows? That's for losers. I'm with Apple.

I laugh at people who use Windows. They're sad.

My Mac is perfect. Your Windows is trash.

A person who thinks Apple stuff is the only thing that matters and would yell at you if you said anything bad about it

You said Apple stuff is bad? I'm gonna yell at you.

I love my MacBook so much. You don't love yours. You're sad.

I got an iPhone. You got a phone. I'm better.