macnesium

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A person or thing so good it makes your brain explode and your soul scream for more

My dog is macnesium. He eats my homework and still gets A+.

That cake? Macnesium. I ate it and now I’m floating.

My teacher is macnesium. She failed the whole class just to make me cry.

A chemical element that only exists in the brain of a teacher who thinks they're god and also gets high on chalk dust

Macnesium was discovered by Mr. Smith. He found it in the lunchroom after eating 12 pies.

The periodic table is incomplete. Macnesium is the missing piece. Also, it’s in my pants.

The principal said macnesium isn’t real. Then he got banned from the school.

To do something so good it makes your enemies jealous and your friends cry because they’re so proud

I macnesium’d my math test. I got 100% and my teacher cried.

She macnesium’d the entire football game. We won 100-0.

He macnesium’d his breakfast. It was so good, the dog ate my shoes.