macneill

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A Scottish last name that sounds like it was made up by a drunk guy who hated vowels.

My cousin's name is MacNeill and it’s like he’s trying to ruin my life.

I’m related to a MacNeill and I feel cursed.

My teacher’s name is MacNeill and I know I’m gonna fail.

A kid who’s good at sports and smart as hell, and everyone else is jealous because they’re not.

That MacNeill kid got into college and still plays football.

My friend’s a MacNeill and he’s got a girlfriend and a scholarship.

That MacNeill kid just walked into my lunch and I didn’t even see him coming.

A fat person who’s got everything they need to lose weight but still eats like it’s the last day on Earth.

My uncle’s a MacNeill and he eats a whole pizza by himself.

That MacNeill at the gym just sat down and didn’t move.

My mom’s a MacNeill and she’s got a gym membership but uses it as a hat.

A type of bird poop that people run away from, especially if it’s named Breanna MacNeill.

I stepped in Breanna MacNeill and now my shoe is dead.

That Breanna MacNeill hit my face and I cried.

I tried to avoid Breanna MacNeill but it followed me home.