macnches

My cousin is a macnch. He eats pizza at 3 AM and still smells like trash.

I saw a macnch wearing a shirt inside out and crying in a public toilet.

My mom called me a macnch because I forgot to do my homework again.

That guy at the bus stop is a macnch. He smells like old socks and bad decisions.

My friend's dog is a macnch. It barks at the mailman and eats my shoes.

I think my teacher is a macnch. She gave me a D for talking too much.

My brother is a macnch. He wore the same shirt for a week and still smells like a gym sock.

The guy who sat next to me on the bus is a macnch. He had a sandwich and a dead bug.

My neighbor is a macnch. He throws his socks on the lawn and yells at the mailman.