MacNap

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When your belly feels like it's been hit by a truck and your brain is trying to fall asleep while your stomach is screaming for mercy
After eating a Big Meal and a Big Coke, I felt like I was about to die. MacNap is real.
I tried to walk after my MacNap, and I tripped. It was a sad moment.
My friend said, 'I'm not alive, I'm just a MacNap away from being a corpse.'
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The aftermath of a McDonalds feast that makes you feel like you've been run over by a greasy burger truck
I had a MacNap so bad, I couldn't even text my mom. She called me a ghost.
My MacNap was so strong, my dog ran away from me.
After my MacNap, I asked my brother if he wanted to die with me. He said no.
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When you eat so much McDonalds, your brain decides to take a vacation and your stomach is on strike
I had a MacNap so bad, I fell asleep on the couch and didn’t wake up until my mom yelled at me.
My MacNap was so bad, I dreamed about fries and woke up crying.
I told my friend I was going to die from my MacNap. He believed me.
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