MacNad

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A computer geek who thinks Macs are the only thing worth using even when they crash like a drunk man at a bar fight.

My friend still uses a Mac even though it takes 10 minutes to open a single photo.

I tried to help my cousin with his Mac, and he yelled at me for suggesting Windows.

My boss’s Mac froze during a meeting, and he just stared at it like it betrayed him.

A person who uses a Mac like it's the last piece of cake in the world and won't touch anything else.

She won’t let me use her laptop because I ‘mess up the Mac.’

He got a new Mac, and now he won’t even look at my PC.

My brother got a Mac for his birthday, and now he calls me a ‘Windows loser.’

A Mac user who thinks the world is wrong for not loving Macs like they do.

He told me his Mac is ‘perfect’ even though it took three hours to download a song.

She cried when her Mac crashed and said it was ‘the end of the world.’

My neighbor’s Mac died, and he said it was ‘like losing a family member.’

A person who uses a Mac like it’s the only thing standing between them and the apocalypse.

He wouldn’t touch my PC because it ‘looks like a spaceship from hell.’

She said her Mac is ‘the only thing keeping me sane.’

My dad’s Mac broke, and he said it was ‘the end of the universe.’

A Mac user who would rather die than switch to Windows or anything else.

He tried to use Windows once and came back screaming like a banshee.

She said she’d ‘rather eat a whole pizza’ than use a PC.

My uncle’s Mac died, and he said he’d ‘rather be dead’ than use a Windows laptop.

A computer user who thinks Macs are the greatest thing ever and would insult you for even suggesting otherwise.

He called me a ‘Windows nerd’ for using a PC.

She said my PC was ‘the worst thing since sliced bread.’

My brother said my laptop was ‘so ugly it hurts.’