Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To jerk off like a madman while staring at Apple stuff.

I Mac'n Off every time my iPhone updates.

That new MacBook Pro? I’m already hard.

I couldn’t stop when I saw the Apple Watch commercial.

2

When you cum so much over Apple products, you're basically a fruit.

I Mac'n Off in the middle of my Zoom class.

I came twice after seeing the iPhone 15.

My coworkers think I'm nuts.

3

You’re so turned on by Apple stuff, you’re basically a walking cumshot.

I Mac'n Off in the Apple Store.

I got a hard on during the keynote.

I came in my pants when I saw the new AirPods.

4

When you use Apple products as your main porn.

I Mac'n Off during my lunch break.

I came while looking at the Apple logo.

I had to leave the room because I was too turned on.

5

You're so obsessed with Apple, you're basically a human cumshot.

I Mac'n Off during my morning coffee.

I came when I saw the new iPad Pro.

I had to hide my phone because I was too turned on.

6

To cum so hard over Apple products, you're basically a fruit explosion.

I Mac'n Off during my Netflix binge.

I came when I saw the new M3 chip.

I couldn't stop when I saw the Apple logo on my shirt.