mac'n it

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flashing your smoothest moves and talk to a girl just to get her to take your pants off or let you fuck her
He mac'n it at the bar by telling her he's a superhero who fights bad cheese.
She was so impressed by his mac'n it skills, she let him borrow her phone.
He tried to mac'n it to his teacher, but she just gave him extra homework.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
2
jacking off to Apple stuff like a madman, probably with a lot of loud noises
He was mac'n it to his iPhone so loud, the neighbor called the cops.
She watched him mac'n it to a MacBook and thought he was crazy.
He tried to mac'n it to his Apple Watch, but it just blinked at him.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
3
screwing off into a bowl of mac and cheese and then eating it like it's a fancy meal
He mac'n it into his mac and cheese and then ate it like it was a five-star dish.
She watched him mac'n it into the bowl and asked if he was a weirdo.
He tried to mac'n it into a bowl of mac and cheese and it overflowed everywhere.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
4
hitting on a girl in public, then taking her home and throwing cum all over her
He mac'n it to the girl in the mall, then took her home and covered her in cum.
She thought he was cute until he started mac'n it all over her bed.
He mac'n it to his crush in the park and then made her eat it.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
5
one person poops, then another person poops on top of it, and they both use toilet paper like it's a battlefield
He mac'n it on top of her poop and said it was a war of the toilets.
They mac'n it on the toilet paper like it was a contest.
She mac'n it on top of his poop and it looked like a pizza.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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