macmummy

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the ultimate mom who owns all the bitches and makes you feel like a failure for not being one

My mom is a macmummy. She has 5 dogs, 3 cats, and a goldfish that judges me.

My macmummy texts me at 2 AM to ask why I didn't call her.

My macmummy is the reason I have a tattoo that says 'I give up.'

a mom who's so good at being a bitch that she also owns other bitches

My macmummy texts me photos of her dog's new haircut and says it's better than mine.

My macmummy has a side hustle as a professional nag.

My macmummy once yelled at my goldfish for not being loud enough.

the queen of all bitches who also happens to be a mom and gives you life lessons through yelling

My macmummy called me at work to tell me my ex is ‘still hot’ and I should ‘just go back’.

My macmummy has a group chat with my dog and my brother called ‘The Bitch Squad.’

My macmummy once said my life choices are ‘pathetic’ and then sent me a link to a dating app.