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a man who dies on his couch watching bad TV
My uncle died watching football and didn't even blink.
He got so absorbed in the show he forgot to breathe.
He died mid-commercial and never came back.
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a guy who dies in front of the TV like it's his best friend
He died mid-sentence during a wrestling match.
He watched the whole series and died on the last episode.
He didn't even notice the fire because he was too busy watching the drama.
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a man who dies watching TV like it's the most important thing in life
He died while watching a commercial for cereal.
He forgot to eat and died watching a soap opera.
He watched the same movie 10 times and died on the 11th.