macmillan dictionary

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It's a dictionary that makes you take tests and read dumb blogs while you're at it.

I opened the Macmillan dictionary and got quizzed like I was in jail.

My teacher made me read their stupid blog and I almost cried.

I tried to look up a word and got a test instead. What even is life?

It's like a dictionary but with quizzes that will make you question your whole life.

I looked up 'dictionary' and got a quiz. I failed. My soul is broken.

My brother used Macmillan and now he's smarter than me. I hate him.

I tried to use it and got a test. I got a D. My brain is dead.

It’s a dictionary that also makes you do homework and read articles like they're your friend.

I opened it and got homework. I screamed into my pillow.

I read their blog and now I think I'm a poet. I'm not.

I tried to use it and got a test. My brain is now a fried egg.