macmaster

"You ain't nothin' but a regular guy, Macmaster."

He walked in like he owned the place, and he did.

He called the bartender "son" and tipped him with a roll of quarters.

She was just a girl until Macmaster showed up.

He gave her a wink and she was gone.

He asked her for a drink, got a full meal and a side of drama.

He had to wear a custom condom just to walk outside.

When he walked into a room, the whole place shook.

He got banned from the army because his penis was too powerful.

He learned to charm from his dad.

His dad could fly a plane up a woman, and he just flew a woman up a plane.

He said his dad's skills were legendary.

He beat the whole team in a single game.

He could run faster than anyone in the school.

He was the best at everything, and he knew it.