macman

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A Macman is a total fruit loop who thinks Macs are the best thing ever. They’d rather die than touch a Windows computer.

My cousin is a Macman. He tried to use my laptop and cried.

My mom turned my PC into a Mac just to make me a Macman.

My teacher said, 'If you’re not a Macman, you’re a failure.'

A Macman is a bro who waves his hand like a fool and calls you ‘bro’ while yelling ‘Svenibroy’ like it’s the name of a god.

My friend waved at me like a fool and said, ‘Bro, Svenibroy is here!’

At the mall, a guy yelled ‘Svenibroy’ at me and called me a Macman.

My brother tried to be a Macman, but he just looked silly.

A Macman is a goofy stick figure with a big head and a cape who says ‘OP’ like it’s a superpower. They’re also a total dork.

My math teacher drew a Macman on the board and said, ‘This is OP, you dorks!’

I saw a Macman on a poster and it made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.

My friend said, ‘I’m a Macman with OP powers and a big head.’