macmac

I saw Macmac flirting with my cousin and called him out. He just said, 'You’re not my type.'

Macmac tried to impress my mom with his 'smart-ass' jokes. She just rolled her eyes.

At the mall, Macmac told a store clerk, 'I don’t need help. I’m a ladies man.'

Macmac tried to pick up a girl at the coffee shop. She said, 'You’re not my type. You’re more like my uncle's type.'

He told my sister, 'You’re not the only one who can charm people.' She said, 'You’re not even close.'

At the bar, Macmac bragged, 'I’m the best thing since sliced bread.' The bartender said, 'You’re more like the last piece of bread.'