MacLurker

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The guy who shows up in every Microsoft forum like he’s been born into it just to say Apple will fix everything and your life is garbage.

“You don’t even know how to click a button. Apple will make you rich.”

“Microsoft is a joke. Apple is the future. You’re a lost cause.”

“Why are you even here? Apple will solve your problems and your life.”

The person who thinks Apple is the only thing that exists and you're doomed if you don't use it.

“You're using Windows? You're already dead.”

“Apple will save you. Microsoft is just a sad joke.”

“Your life is a mess because you didn’t switch to Apple.”

That guy who comes in every time you ask for help and says Apple is perfect and you're stupid for not using it.

“You're using a Microsoft product? You must be a fool.”

“Apple is the only real thing. You’re just stuck with Microsoft.”

“You're struggling with Microsoft? Why aren’t you using Apple?”