Maclunkey

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Maclunkey is when you take something already perfect and decide to poop on it with extra junk just because you're a dumbass.
I added 10 toppings to my pizza. It’s now a crime scene.
She put glitter on her already amazing nails. Now I have to go to the ER.
He added 40 emojis to his text. It’s like a disco happened in my phone.
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Maclunkey is the dumb move of making something good worse by sticking random crap to it like it’s your job.
That cake was fine. Now it’s covered in jelly beans and glitter. I hate you.
He put a mustache on his already cool portrait. It’s like he’s trying to be a clown.
She added 12 stickers to her already awesome phone case. Now it’s a sticker landfill.
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Maclunkey is when you ruin something good just to show off how much garbage you can stick on it.
That sandwich was perfect. Now it has 5 different sauces. It’s a sauce war.
He put a hat on his already awesome dog. Now it looks like a silly human.
She added 7 different fonts to her already cool text. It’s like a font fight.
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Maclunkey is when you take a good thing and turn it into a mess because you think you're the king of everything.
That smoothie was good. Now it has 10 different fruits. It’s a fruit explosion.
He put a crown on his already cool head. Now he looks like a royal idiot.
She added 8 different filters to her already awesome photo. Now it’s a filter nightmare.
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Maclunkey is when you take a good thing and make it look like a garbage dump just because you're too dumb to leave it alone.
That burger was perfect. Now it’s covered in ketchup, cheese, and pickles. It’s a mess.
He put a wig on his already cool head. Now he looks like a confused clown.
She added 10 different emojis to her already good message. Now it’s an emoji explosion.
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Maclunkey is just a cool way to say 'fuck' or 'shit' when you’re too lazy to use the real words.
That pizza was good. I said 'fuck' and added pineapple. Now it’s a disaster.
She dropped her phone. I said 'shit' and it broke. Now it’s a broken mess.
He failed the test. I said 'fuck' and now he’s crying like a baby.
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