MacLovin

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A person so hot they could make a nun blush and a priest pass out. They’re not just smart, they’re like a walking encyclopedia of bad decisions and good looks.

I saw MacLovin at the mall and my heart stopped. Then I got a ticket for jaywalking.

My cousin texted me: 'Bro, I just saw MacLovin and now I’m going to fail math.'

My dog barked at MacLovin and then ate my homework.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A human who looks like they walked out of a magazine and then kicked it in the face. They’re wise, like they’ve been through hell and came back with a tattoo and a attitude.

My mom saw MacLovin and forgot to pay the rent.

My teacher said, 'If I had a MacLovin, I wouldn’t need a calculator.'

I saw MacLovin and my brain short-circuited.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A person so good-looking, they could make a brick wall jealous. And they know more about life than your grandma knows about gossip.

My friend saw MacLovin and now he’s crying in the bathroom.

I told my friend about MacLovin and now he’s ignoring me.

My pet goldfish stared at MacLovin and then died.

by Slangipedia 8d ago