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something new that makes you think you're the smartest person in the room until it breaks and you cry
My new smartwatch is the future. Until it died. Now I'm stuck with a broken future and a lot of regret.
I bought this app because it said it would change my life. It didn't. It just made me poorer and more confused.
This phone is the bomb. Until it dropped in the toilet. Now it's the bomb in the toilet.
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anything shiny that promises to make your life easier, but it just makes your wallet smaller
This app costs $10 a month. It's supposed to help me be productive. It just made me lose $10 and my sanity.
I bought this smart fridge. It didn't know I was hungry. It just knew I was broke.
This new gadget makes me feel like a genius. Until it explodes. Then I feel like a idiot.
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the kind of thing that makes you feel like a genius until it stops working and you feel like a failure
I thought this smartwatch would help me be cool. It just made me look like a fool when it fell apart.
This new phone was supposed to be the best. Now it's just the best at dying.
This app promised to change my life. It changed my life. Now I'm broke and I hate it.
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a new gadget that makes you feel like a king, until it breaks and you feel like a peasant
This smartwatch makes me feel like a king. Until it broke. Now I feel like a peasant with a broken watch.
This new phone was like a crown. Now it's in the trash. I'm just a peasant with no crown.
This app is like a royal gift. Until I paid $10 a month for it. Now I'm just a peasant with a royal bill.
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a new piece of tech that you swear by, until it turns on you and you swear at it
I loved this phone. Until it turned on me and my bill was $500.
This app was my best friend. Until it asked for $20 a month and I lost my mind.
This smartwatch was my pride. Until it died and I felt like I died with it.
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