MacLifer

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A person who can't live without McDonald's. They eat there so much, their soul is probably for sale at the drive-thru.
I’ve had 12 Big Macs this month. My stomach is now my second home.
I’d rather die than miss a Monday meal. I’m a MacLifer, and I’m not afraid to say it.
I work there, I live there, I dream in McFlurry. I’m a full-blown MacLifer.
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A person who spent their whole life flipping burgers. They probably know the grill better than their own mom.
I’ve been flipping burgers since I was 14. I’m a MacLifer and I’m proud.
I’ve never had a real job. Just McDonald’s. My whole life is a McFlurry.
My first job was McDonald’s. My last job was McDonald’s. I’m a MacLifer and I don’t care.
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