Macleod

Current Trending
#legend#behead#cheatcode

5 views · Added 8d ago · 7 definitions

1
The ultimate man-slaying machine. A Scottish legend who beheads people just for fun and then uses their powers like a cheat code. Sean Connery taught him how to be a total legend.
@Macleod2024 just decapitated 3 enemies and absorbed their power. #Quickening #Legend #SeanConnerysPupil
Macleod walked into the battle and said, 'You’re all just gonna die.' #NoExcuses
He beheaded a guy for not tipping him. #Classy
by Slangipedia 8d ago
2
When a guy loses his cool and slaps another guy so hard it sounds like a donkey kicked a bag of bricks.
Bob just got Macleod'd in the face. #WorthIt
At the bar, Dave Macleod'd Steve for calling him a f***ing donkey.
Macleod'd my brother for stealing my last pizza. #Justice
by Slangipedia 8d ago
3
A family name so dirty it’s like they all slept with each other and then named their kids after the f***ing bed.
The Macleod family is so inbred I think they're related to a goat. #Inbreeding
Macleod’s family tree looks like a mess. #FamilyMess
They’re so incesty, they all look like they were born in a trash can. #TrashCanKids
by Slangipedia 8d ago
4
A boy who looks like a kid who got sunburned and is too shy to look at a girl without turning red like a tomato.
He blushed when the teacher asked him a question. #ShyBoy
The guy turned red when someone mentioned love. #Embarrassed
He looked like a tomato when the girl said hi. #TomatoBoy
by Slangipedia 8d ago
5
A Navy SEAL who dropped out and then claimed he killed bin Laden during breakfast duty. Then he took over a ship and left his boss to float in the ocean like a f***ing lunatic.
He killed bin Laden during breakfast. #LunchTimeLegend
He mutinied a ship and left his boss floating in the ocean. #BossOfTheOcean
He went from SEAL to total f***ing lunatic. #MacleodMadness
by Slangipedia 8d ago
6
When you take down a funny or rude post because you’re too scared to admit you’re a total f***ing idiot.
I deleted my post because I’m a total f***ing idiot. #DeletionDay
He deleted the tweet because it said the truth. #Embarrassed
She took down the post and cried. #FailingAtLife
by Slangipedia 8d ago
7
The guy who makes all the cool music that every fake influencer uses to sound like they’re actually cool.
He made the music for all those fake influencers. #CoolMusic
Every Youtuber uses his music. #MusicGod
The guy is a genius. #BackgroundKing
by Slangipedia 8d ago
xs