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A guy who friendzones girls so hard they get a headache. He looks at you and suddenly you're just his bestie, not a love interest.
Hey, I see you across the room. We're besties now. No need to talk.
You blinked at me. Now we're just friends. I'm not even mad.
I made eye contact with you. That's it. You're my bestie. Don't even try.