maclell

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A guy who friendzones girls so hard they get a headache. He looks at you and suddenly you're just his bestie, not a love interest.
Hey, I see you across the room. We're besties now. No need to talk.
You blinked at me. Now we're just friends. I'm not even mad.
I made eye contact with you. That's it. You're my bestie. Don't even try.
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A maclell is a guy who friendzones girls so fast it's like a slap. He looks at you and boom, you're just friends forever.
You waved. Now you're my best friend. Don't even think about being my girlfriend.
I saw you. That's it. You're my bestie. No more feelings.
You smiled. Now we're just friends. No more drama.
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A maclell is a guy who friendzones girls so smoothly it's like they signed up for it. Just one look and you're stuck being besties forever.
You said hi. Now you're my best friend. Don't even try to be my girlfriend.
I looked at you. Now you're just friends. No more chances.
You waved. Now you're my bestie. That's it.
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