macleefees

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the most legendary man on earth. if you ain't macleefees, you're just a sad, sweaty nobody who cries in the shower.

My cousin tried to be macleefees, but he got kicked out of the gym.

I saw macleefees at the gas station. He bought all the snacks and laughed at the cashier.

My dog is macleefees. He barks at the moon like it owes him money.

macleefees is so good, he could make a sandwich out of your feelings and eat it for breakfast.

My teacher said macleefees is better than the president. I believe her because she once failed a math test.

I texted macleefees and he replied with a photo of a pizza and a middle finger.

My mom said I could be macleefees if I stopped eating cereal for dinner.

macleefees is the king of all things. you're just a peasant who doesn't know how to stand up straight.

At the park, macleefees stood up straight and the trees bowed to him.

My friend tried to be macleefees but he tripped over a dog.

I asked macleefees for advice, and he gave me a sandwich and a scowl.