Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A total looker on the inside and outside. Like an angel but with better hair and no judgment.

I looked at her and thought, 'That girl is a goddamn masterpiece.'

She’s like heaven sent, but with more glitter and less hell.

If angels had Instagram, she’d be the one with 10,000 followers and a filter.

2

A cute town in Australia, but if you're under 30, it’s like being stuck in a nightmare with bats and a school in a cemetery.

That town is so small, it’s like a tiny island in a sea of bats and death.

I moved there and immediately wanted to run away, like it was a horror movie.

You’d think it was a vacation, but it’s more like a punishment from the universe.

3

A name that sounds like Sarah but acts like a drunk person who thinks they’re a comedian.

She’s like a drunk clown with a personality and no filter.

That name is a joke, but she’s the punchline.

Sarah turned into a funny mess and never looked back.

4

A guy who’s so nice, he makes your day better just by walking in. He’s the opposite of greasy and looks like he knows what he’s doing.

He walked in, and suddenly my day was fixed.

He’s like the cool uncle who actually cares and smells good.

That guy is the reason I smiled today.

5

A guy with a tiny dick and a big gut who’s too proud to admit it. Everyone hates him, but he still thinks he’s the best.

He’s like a sad frog with no self-esteem.

He’s got a gut like a mountain and a dick like a stick.

He’s the kind of guy who would argue with a doctor about his size.

6

A YouTuber who does makeup like a queen but would scare you if she walked up to you in real life.

She’s like a ghost in a makeup video. Beautiful, but terrifying.

She looks like she came out of a fairy tale, but I wouldn’t want to meet her in the dark.

She’s elegant, but I’d run if she walked toward me.

7

A person who’s so cool, they’re like the best friend you never knew you needed.

He’s the kind of guy who shows up when you need him most.

He’s like the best friend who’s always there with snacks and advice.

He’s the kind of person who makes you feel like you’re on top of the world.