maclaughlin

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The last name of people who are basically gods in disguise. They’re smart as hell, drunk all the time, and have the strength of a thousand drunk Vikings. Their ancestors were so obsessed with honey wine, they probably invented hangovers.
My cousin MacLaughlin passed out in a river and still won the race.
My neighbor MacLaughlin drinks so much, his dog now talks in Old Norse.
I asked my MacLaughlin relative for advice. He said, 'Drink more.' That was it.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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A name for people who rule the world when they’re sober and destroy it when they’re drunk. They’re like the kings of society, but with a hangover and a bad temper.
My MacLaughlin uncle started a war with the grocery store because they ran out of honey wine.
My MacLaughlin cousin ran for president, just to prove he could drink more than the other candidates.
My MacLaughlin grandfather once ate an entire bar of soap because it was 'the closest thing to Viking meat.'
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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The name of people who are so cool, they probably have a personal god. They’re smart, strong, and love to drink. They probably had a fight with the sun just to prove they were better.
My MacLaughlin dad once challenged the moon to a drinking contest and won.
My MacLaughlin aunt got a tattoo of a Viking and a wine glass. It’s official now.
My MacLaughlin uncle was so drunk, he tried to ride a cow into battle.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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