Maclaren Dick

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The most beautiful man on Earth. He looks like he just walked out of a porn movie and started playing hockey for fun.
I saw Maclaren Dick and my heart stopped. I had to sit down because I was too stunned.
He walks into the room and every girl loses their mind. I just wanted to scream.
He’s like a god. I’ve seen him play hockey and it’s like watching magic happen.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A human legend. He has abs that could cut you in half and a hockey stick that could beat you up.
He’s so ripped I think he could lift a car. And he plays hockey like it’s a war.
I saw him flex and my face turned red. I felt like a tomato.
He’s not just good at hockey, he’s like the king of the ice.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The most amazing guy ever. He looks like he just came out of a gym and a movie at the same time.
He walked by me and I felt like a loser. I had to go to the bathroom to calm down.
He’s so hot I think I might melt. And he’s also the best at hockey.
He’s like a superhero. I saw him play and I wanted to join his team.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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