maclaren

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The absolute most gorgeous man on the planet. If he wouldn't take you as his girlfriend, you're not worth his time.

My ex is ugly. MacLaren is a god. He would've been my boyfriend if he wanted.

If MacLaren said no, I'd rip my hair out and cry.

He's so hot, I would've been his girlfriend even if he had a beard.

The best car ever made. If you don’t agree, I will punch you in the face. It's expensive, but you'll thank me later.

I bought a MacLaren. My friend said it was stupid. I told him to go eat a sandwich.

That car costs more than my mom's wedding ring. But I love it.

If you don’t like MacLaren, you're a disgrace to the car world.

The most muscular guy you’ve ever seen. He plays hockey like a beast. If you don’t like him, you’re just sad.

MacLaren can bench-press my dad. And he plays hockey like a pro.

He's got more muscle than my uncle’s bulldog.

If you don’t like MacLaren, you’re the worst.