Maclairen

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A hot young lady who laughs at your jokes and kicks your ass when you mess up. She’s got a heart of gold and a mouth full of swear words.

She laughed when I tripped into a puddle, then called me a fat flamingo.

She told my dad to shut up during the family dinner, and he did.

She helped me move my couch, then told me I was a lazy donkey.

A tough, pretty girl who makes fun of you but still helps you out. She’s got a good sense of humor and a bad attitude.

She mocked my bad haircut but gave me a sandwich when I was hungry.

She said my jokes were worse than my uncle’s, but she still helped me with my math homework.

She called me a chicken when I ran away from the dog, then fixed my bike.

A strong, pretty girl who doesn’t take any crap. She’s got a good laugh and never lets you forget your mistakes.

She laughed at my face, but she still helped me move my couch.

She told me I was a stupid baby, but she gave me a pizza when I was sad.

She called me a donkey when I failed my test, but she studied with me after.