Macky

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Macky is a speedcubing freak who can solve a cube faster than you can say "f***ing legend." He’s got more records than a fat kid has snacks.
OMG I just saw Macky solve a cube in like 12 seconds. I can’t even solve it with my eyes closed!
Macky broke another record. I’m not even mad. I’m just jealous.
That guy can solve a cube in less time than it takes me to brush my teeth.
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Macky is the most beautiful girl in the world, with a body that could make a saint sin. Don’t mess with her or she’ll beat you up and laugh while doing it.
Macky walked in the room and I forgot how to breathe. She’s that hot.
She kicked my ass in the gym today. I still don’t know how she did that.
Macky is the most beautiful girl in the entire universe. Period.
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Mackie Academy is a school full of losers, druggies, and the worst teachers ever. It smells like farts and weed.
Mackie Academy is the worst school ever. I’d rather be in jail.
I teach there and I almost got kicked out for smoking weed with the students.
The teachers there are all f***ing lazy. They just smoke weed and take naps.
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Macky is a cool, scuba-certified woman who can’t float but still thinks she’s awesome. People wait for her like she’s a f***ing rockstar.
Macky is scuba-certified but can’t float. Still, she thinks she’s a rockstar.
I wait for Macky like she’s my favorite band. She’s that good.
Macky’s scuba-certified, but she can’t float. Still, she’s awesome.
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A Mackie is a smart, funny, kind girl who’s perfect. She’s got a dog that loves her and she’s got the best boy ever waiting for her.
Mackie is the best girl ever. She’s smart, funny, and perfect.
She’s got a dog that loves her and the best boy ever. What more could you want?
Mackie is perfect. I’ve known her since I was three and she’s still amazing.
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Macky is the kind of name a f***ing legend would have. It’s like the name of a superhero.
Macky is the name of a legend. I’m not even mad.
That name is like a superhero. I want to be Macky.
Macky is so cool. I wish I was him.
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Macky is a kind, gentle guy who always thinks too much but gives the best advice. He’s also a great kisser.
Macky is the best guy ever. He gives the best advice.
He’s quiet but he’s a great kisser. I’m not even mad.
Macky thinks too much but he’s still the best.
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