macktrice

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A lady who can talk her way out of a fight and into someone's pants. She's got a mouth like a magician and a brain like a backstabber.
'I didn't cheat. I just convinced the teacher I did.'
'He proposed. I didn't ask. I just talked him into it.'
'I got out of jail. All I did was explain why I was there.'
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A woman who can make a lie sound like the truth and a truth sound like a curse. She’s got a tongue that could cut steel and a brain that could beat a cop.
'I didn’t break the lamp. I just gave it a pep talk.'
'He left me. I didn’t dump him. He just got tired of my personality.'
'I didn’t steal the food. I just borrowed it for a while.'
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A woman who can talk her way into a room and out of a situation. She's got a mouth that never shuts up and a brain that never stops plotting.
'I didn’t skip class. I just took a vacation.'
'He dumped me. I didn’t leave. He just got fed up with my charm.'
'I didn’t eat the whole cake. I just had a snack.'
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A lady who can make a lie sound like a prophecy and a truth sound like a joke. She talks so much, people think she’s got a second mouth.
'I didn’t cheat on the test. I just had a conversation with the answers.'
'He proposed. I didn’t say yes. I just let him talk himself into it.'
'I didn’t break the rules. I just redefined them.'
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A woman with a mouth that never stops and a brain that never sleeps. She can talk her way into a fight and out of a prison cell.
'I didn’t steal the pizza. I just borrowed it for a while.'
'He left me. I didn’t dump him. He just got tired of my voice.'
'I didn’t break the glass. I just gave it a bad review.'
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