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Going to protests and marches just so you can flirt with hot activists. It’s like activism but with more eye-flicking and less actual work.
I skipped class to go to the climate march. Worth it when I got a wink from the girl in the green jacket.
He’s been at every protest this year. He’s not there for the cause, he’s there for the cause’s hot sister.
She joined the Black Lives Matter rally just to ask the guy in the hat if he wanted a coffee. He said yes, and now she’s stuck with him.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you show up to a rally just to see if any cute activists are there. You don’t care about the cause. You care about the cause’s looks.
She showed up to the women’s rights march just to see if any of the speakers had nice hair. She got distracted by the guy with the beard and forgot about the whole thing.
He went to the rally because he heard the speakers were hot. He ended up talking to one and forgot about the whole protest.
She joined the march just to see if the guy with the megaphone had a nice smile. He did. Now she’s his plus one.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you take your activism seriously, but only when it helps you get laid. You’re more interested in the activist’s body than their message.
He joined the climate protest because he heard the girl in the purple shirt was a vegan and probably had nice legs. He was right.
She went to the protest just to see if the guy with the sign had a nice voice. He did. Now she’s his girlfriend.
He showed up to every march just to flirt with the guy who used to be a barista. Now he’s got a job and a relationship.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you go to marches not for the cause, but for the cute people there. You’re like a walking billboard for your own ego.
She skipped work to go to the protest because she heard the guy with the trumpet was hot. He was. Now she’s his fan.
He went to the rally because he heard the girl with the sign had a nice laugh. She did. Now he’s stuck with her.
She joined the march because she thought the guy with the megaphone had a nice smile. He did. Now he’s her boyfriend.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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You go to every protest because you think you might meet someone worth talking to. You’re not there for the cause, you’re there for the cause’s love life.
He went to the protest just to see if the guy with the sign had a nice smile. He did. Now they’re dating.
She joined the march because she heard the girl with the megaphone had a nice laugh. She did. Now they’re friends.
He went to the rally just to see if the guy with the sign had a nice voice. He did. Now he’s stuck with him.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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