mackswell

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My best friend. He’s like a sunshine in a dirt pile. He’ll laugh at your dumb jokes even when he’s got a hangover and his dog just ate his favorite sock.

You: 'I failed my math test.' Him: 'You failed? I failed third grade and I still have a sock on my foot.'

You: 'I got dumped.' Him: 'You got dumped? I got dumped by a chicken.'

You: 'I’m gonna fail this class.' Him: 'You’re gonna fail? I failed life.'

by Slangipedia 17h ago

My best friend. He’s a quiet beast. He’ll smile at your face like it’s the last piece of pizza. But don’t you dare cry in front of him or he’ll throw a tantrum and eat your homework.

You: 'I’m gonna die.' Him: 'You’re gonna die? I died in third grade and I still didn’t eat my homework.'

You: 'I got grounded.' Him: 'You got grounded? I got grounded by my dog.'

You: 'I’m gonna fail.' Him: 'You’re gonna fail? I failed life and I still got a sock on my foot.'

by Slangipedia 17h ago

My best friend. He’s the human version of a slow-burn fire. He won’t say much, but when he does, it’s like he just kicked your dog and it was your favorite dog.

You: 'I failed my math test.' Him: 'You failed your math test? I failed my life and I still have a sock on my foot.'

You: 'I got dumped.' Him: 'You got dumped? I got dumped by a chicken and I still have a sock on my foot.'

You: 'I’m gonna fail this class.' Him: 'You’re gonna fail this class? I failed third grade and I still have a sock on my foot.'

by Slangipedia 17h ago