mackster

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A guy who can't stop kissing people like they're the last donut on the planet and tries to grab their butts while doing it.
He was making out with three girls at once and still managed to trip over his own feet.
She tried to walk away, but he latched onto her arm like a dog to a bone.
He kissed his coworker right in front of the boss and said it was a 'business move.'
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A useless chunk of human meat who thinks the world owes him a sandwich and a pat on the back.
He couldn't even fix his coffee and called it a 'strategic failure.'
He tried to flirt with the barista and spilled his whole latte.
He got lost on the way to the store and called it a 'mystery adventure.'
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