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the most hits you can land on a girl before she screams for help and your mom shows up.
You hit her 12 times. She cried. Your mom yelled. You got grounded.
He hit the girl so hard, she texted her dad. He showed up. Chaos.
They were making out. He hit her 10 times. She ran. He texted her: 'You’ll come back.'
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when you slap a girl so hard, she thinks she's in a fight club.
She said 'no.' He said 'yes.' He hit her. She screamed. Her friends laughed.
He hit her in the school hallway. She cried. Her friends took selfies.
He hit her in front of the whole class. She blushed. He smiled.
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the amount of hits you do on a girl before she texts her best friend and they both start crying.
He hit her 7 times. She texted her friend. They both cried. He got a warning.
She got hit 9 times. She cried. Her friend came. They both ran.
He hit her 5 times. She texted her mom. She showed up. He got in trouble.
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when you hit a girl so much, she thinks she's in a horror movie.
He hit her 10 times. She said, 'I’m gonna die.' He said, 'No, you’re just scared.'
She got hit 8 times. She ran. He texted her: 'You ran. You’re weak.'
He hit her in the hallway. She screamed. Her friends laughed. He said, 'I win.'
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the number of hits you do on a girl before she texts her ex and he shows up.
He hit her 6 times. She texted her ex. He showed up. He hit him too.
She got hit 7 times. She cried. Her ex came. He cried too.
He hit her 8 times. She texted her ex. He showed up. They both ran.
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when you hit a girl so hard, she thinks you're trying to kill her.
He hit her 10 times. She said, 'I'm gonna die.' He said, 'No, you're just tired.'
She got hit 9 times. She fell down. He said, 'You’re weak.'
He hit her in the hallway. She screamed. He said, 'You’re just scared.'
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